1. A flashlight and battery charger—for Valentine’s Day failed to light up the receiver.
2. A cat was given to a woman who was allergic to them—by her boyfriend of over two years.
3. One man received the same DVD they were given by the same person the year before.
4. A screen door—the giver had forgotten it was his partner’s birthday and tried to cover it up.
5. One person dug themselves into a hole by giving a snow shovel for a Christmas present.
6. Another woman asked for something practical—she received a toaster.
7. One lady felt her birthday gift sucked—it was a vacuum cleaner.
8. One receiver opened a lint brush, denture tablets, styptic pencil and some deodorant—also with a receipt showing they were purchased on Christmas morning.
9. A man’s girlfriend surprised him with a personalised umbrella—with his name misspelled.
10. Another girl was less than enthused to discover her present was a collection of used candles.