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Things never said by couples while assembling IKEA furniture [VIDEO]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of an Allen key must be in want of a divorce. 


Like the Bubonic plague for modern times, flat pack furniture—whether you're choosing it, wrestling it into a too-small trolley, heaving it into the trunk of a car, or cursing its inferior instructions and missing screws—equals the death of friendship, romance and domestic harmony.

But sometimes life forces couples to build together, and for such times, we prescribe several viewings of this video. Because it's always good to know that we're not alone in the struggle. 




THINGS NEVER SAID BY COUPLES ASSEMBLING IKEA FURNITURE

"I'm glad you're helping!". "Alright let's get stuck into the next one!" "It looks just like it does in the picture!" "It only took 5 minutes!" "You know I think the Allen key is my favourite tool!" Said nobody ever.


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Author: Rebecca

Rebecca lives in London with her husband, daughter and dachshund. She hopes her dating blogs for Flame Introductions will inspire you to seek out the best London and UK locations for brilliant dates, and discover some tips along the way to help you find your perfect partner.